How to Preserve a Husband
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Title
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How to Preserve a Husband
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Description
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HOW TO PRESERVE A HUSBAND.
Be careful in your selection, do not choose too young, and take only such varieties as have been reared in a good moral atmosphere. When once decided upon and selected, let that part remain forever settled, and give your entire thought to preparation for domestic use. Some insist on keeping them in a pickle, while others are constantly getting them into hot water. Even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender, and good by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with smiles, and flavored with kisses, to taste; then wrap well in a mantle of charity, keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream. When thus prepared they will keep for years.
"AUNT HANNAH."
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Source
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"Jubilee Cook Book; a collection of tested recipes"
Compiled by a committee from the Ladies' Aid Society of the Methodist Episcopal Church of Ann Arbor, MI
Ann Arbor, Michigan Courier Steam Printing House
1887
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https://aadl.org/cooks/jubilee
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Subject
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humor
